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I’m heading next door to Mexico for Christmas.

10 days in Northern country Victoria. Doing some reading, some fishing and hopefully some fucking, if my girl ever gets off the rag.

Not much fun packing atm. 

 

Remind me not not to fill the esky with beer and ice until after I’ve packed everything else.

fucking esky is taunting me while I try an find room for her umpteenth bag of clothes and shoes.

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I'll be down the Gong at my sisters place. Got a 6 pack of Carlton Draught and a carton of Jim Beam & Cokes ready to go. 

For a shift worker I've scored probably my best Xmas break ever - 5 days off from 25th to 29th.

 

 

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Alright. It is now 2nd of January.

Back to work shitheads.

 

.......if you have forgotten what your job is on this site, just be your usual boring miserable cunt selves and business will be back to usual.

(except for farmduck who brings in knowledge of realms that I never knew existed, and will likely never understand).

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On 25/12/2017 at 10:33 AM, Mr Fourex said:

Have a good one gents.

 

Stay safe.

 

Related image

 

This is the quote most used by Broncos players and ex-players when getting sprung doing the wrong thing.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it don’t. Just ask Karmichael.

 

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5 hours ago, Diddee said:

 

.......if you have forgotten what your job is on this site, just be your usual boring miserable cunt selves and business will be back to usual.

 

 

4 hours ago, Mr Fourex said:

:funnyanimation8-1:

 

Great work. Just like I asked.

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28 minutes ago, Mr Chook said:

I've heard both a former Bulldog/Rooster player and a former Dally M Player of the Year pulling the "don't you know who I am" line out at work when they didn't get their way.

Tossers.

 

 

I had that from Eddie McGuire one night in there...and I replied "Angry Anderson I think" and the drunken cunt was not impressed at all.

 

Honestly who do these cunts think they are....they are well known in the Eastern seaboard of Australia, parts of NZ, Papua New Guinea, and northern England...it is not as if they are world famous.

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7 hours ago, Mr Chook said:

I've heard both a former Bulldog/Rooster player and a former Dally M Player of the Year pulling the "don't you know who I am" line out at work when they didn't get their way.

Tossers.

 

 

 

Dally M winner - Andrew Johns?

 

Rooster/bulldog - ? 

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8 hours ago, Mr Chook said:

I've heard both a former Bulldog/Rooster player and a former Dally M Player of the Year pulling the "don't you know who I am" line out at work when they didn't get their way.

Tossers.

 

 

Braith Anasta ? He used to go to the casino a fair bit years ago, with maybe Minichello ?

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12 hours ago, sydgeoff said:

Braith Anasta ? He used to go to the casino a fair bit years ago, with maybe Minichello ?

 

1 from 2. You got Bwaith correct.

 

Cashier stuck her closed sign up to go on a break, he stepped up and pushed it aside and plonked his chips down on the mat. She shoved them straight back and pointed at the sign, then came out the "but dont you know who I am". This chick wouldn't have watched a game of footy in her life and just said "nope" and walked off.

 

The other one was Matt Orford. Similar story, lined up in a VIP members queue and he wasn't one so our cashier told him to nick off and line up over there. The look on his face was a crack up.

 

Just remembered a third one. An Asian Supervisor of mine served old Bob Hawke once a couple of years back. Chinese born guy had no idea who he was and asked for ID. Old Hawkey just said "you're fucking kidding".

 

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